An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier
Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
Get the Poop Sommeliermug. A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020
Get the Spikey Poopmug. What is poop, you may ask?
Poop is your feces. What is feces? Feces is what comes out of your ass when you shit. It's brown and smells nasty.
(To some people it smells good, lol.)
Poop is your feces. What is feces? Feces is what comes out of your ass when you shit. It's brown and smells nasty.
(To some people it smells good, lol.)
Examples: The dog pooped in the grass. Sally was pooping a lot earlier. Mr. Lemon's puppy 's poop smelt bad.
by the_smartgirl1 March 10, 2022
Get the Poopmug. by lopsidedass November 21, 2021
Get the poopmug. 
by bigmurc11 May 4, 2024
Get the Poop Toothmug.