off his face

An Australian term to describe a state of intoxication to a degree in which a person may not be able to maintain co-hearant speech

John was completely off his face last night, he just wouldn't stop drinking

by Alley AU1987 August 24, 2017

beat off station

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).

My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.

by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017

Head Off To Vermont

The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.

Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”

by FelixTheCat11 October 20, 2018

Bray one off

British slang for masturbation.

Bray also British slang meaning to "Beat"

Not to be confused with "I'm going to Bray you". Meaning I'm going to beat you up.

"I'm going to Bray one off"

"I let our lass Bray me off"

Bray British slang meaning to beat.

by The Yorkshire stripper July 2, 2018

cut the fuck off

When someone says something so unbelievablly retarded and you're so awe-struck that you are at a loss for words. It makes you want to bitch smack them in the mouth

Justin: Dude I just packed a bowl full of roach papers wanna spark it?

Austin: Bro you're cut the fuck off

by King_shields July 25, 2018

Off your cunt

Similar to off your nut, but reserved for extreme cases in which the person has almost no control of themselves anymore - usually due to high drug consumption.

"Dan how much have you sniffed tonight? You're completely off your cunt"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember last night, you were completely off your cunt"

by ZzScotty January 18, 2019

Cut off moan

A moan by a female in which they will moan often to the point the moan is cut off by another moan.

Brad: You see that one porno with that chick?
Chad: Yea she had a cut off moan.

by Moanser March 9, 2019