Meat you

To meat you, means to fuck

Meat you Where do you want to meat?

by PickleBallBanger August 30, 2023

meat trombone

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016

Cheek Meat

What a person is when they enter an All-male prison.

I knew a guy named Mike who was Cheek Meat after he went to prison for assaulting an old handicapped lady at his apartment complex.

by jondich February 22, 2025

Meating

To intiate, accept or take part in sexual relations in the workplace.

"Cor blimey, I had a right good ol' meating with the receptionist during my lunch break yesterday!"

by ERH1994 July 22, 2021

Meat salad

An assortment of various types of meat, mixed in a bowl, and eaten at an all gay orgy in which there is a wide assortment of races and ethnicities. The meats may include chicken, pork, beef, lamb, deer, but typically features a large amount of sausages, hard sausage, soft sausage, juicy sausage, and dry sausage. The men may include whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc. Lots of different kinds of meats, and lots of different kinds of meatheads.

I'm starving! I want a meat salad for dinner!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

meat cast

A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.

Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."

by KellyCakes22 January 22, 2014

Meat St. Peter

The act of taking a freshly cooked meatloaf and coring a hole through the middle of it and then using it like a Red Meat Flesh Light!

Man I violently used the meatloaf my mom made last night for a quick Meat St. Peter

by Ding-Dong81 September 25, 2025