Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

meat sprinkles

Bacon bits

I like meat sprinkles on my maple bar

PASS ME THE MEAT SPRINKLES!!!!!!!

by Lovethemeat December 6, 2017

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

Meat Buzz

An intense head rush and wave of buzz acquired from eating a lot of meat.

Damn, I have the most insane meat buzz!

by xClutch3K March 4, 2018

Meat rounder

Meat rounder is when you randomly choose one of your female followers on IG, click their profile, and then go to every picture of them and fap for 20 seconds. If you nut, you have to tell that girl that you been beating your meat and busted on her pictures

-hey, I accidentally lost meat rounder and busted on your face picture.

-send pic

by tzernut March 5, 2018