I feel like a hobo

When you have said or done something particularly stupid and realise you deserve to be homeless and poor and to die cold and alone on a dirty street

Me: Shit I just burped, that was random

You: Did you just use the word random to describe a situation that wasn't actually random?

Me: Whoa I did, now I feel like a hobo

by KeasterNZ February 5, 2009

Down like 4 flats

When someone asks if you're interested in doing something like going to a club or sporting event.

Joe: Hey, you down to go to the ball game football game Friday night?

Jayvon replies: I'm down like 4 flats.

by Jboymc September 15, 2021

do you like chicken

what teenage boys who can’t pull say to lesbians minding their own business

“I’m gonna say some annoying shit hold on.”
“Do you like chicken?”

by ilovemilfs23 January 22, 2021

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

Miss you like a cancer

No one is going to miss you.

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer

by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

yeeder like derek jeter

a term created by angie; to be said in place of hell yeah or hell yes; yee+ der (like derek jeter)

Yeeder like derek jeter!

by ang.ietp August 5, 2010

Like peanut butter on a toothbrush

When a man, and very rarely a woman, possesses a large quantity of hair surrounding their anus a problem with waste management often develops. The resulting effect has been coined as being "like peanut butter on a toothbrush."

"What took you so long in there?"
"Sorry, it's like peanut butter on a toothbrush, I had to use about ten to 20 squares."

by Milicent December 26, 2009