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billie joe 

Okay, Billie Joe is like.. married. Yes, I know. He IS hott, but he's fucking MARRIED, and has two CHILDREN. And if you're 0-20, you're probably not gonna get him. Anyways, he loves his wife so I don't think they're gonna split up. I really doubt it. I do think Green Day is a very good band, to tell the truth, though. But I'm just sick of people at my school and other places going "AHH! BILLIE JOE IS SO FUCKING MINE!" I hate that.. I hope people who do that, die. Sure, he is very good-looking. But.. he's too old. :|

And yes, Billie Joe is a VERY good singer and guitarist. All of y'all are just so ignorant about it.
Girl at the mall to another girl: Billie Joe is so hott! One day, he's going to notice me, and him and his wife are gonna break up, and get a divorce with her. Then, we'll get married.
Me: *walks up to girl* Erm, 'scuse me, but that is a lie. You're what? 15?
Girl: No, 14. And yes it IS gonna happen.
Me: No it won't. Sure, he's good looking, but you're definatly too young for him. Anyways, he loves his wife and two kids very much, so stfu.
Girl: Whatever.
billie joe by Faina April 11, 2005
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St. Joe's Prep

A very prestigious high school in Philadelphia. The very best are picked out of many and chosen to attend this school. Others who do not make the cut are jealous, and decide to make fun of them. The truth is, they are better than all of you.
LaSalle, Malvern, Devon, and Roman... you can all just go suck a giant dick.

billie joe armstrong 

correction: green day have actually been around since 1988
Billie Joe armstrong in 1988: 'Hey lets form a Band called Sweet Children
Mike Dirnt: 'Ok, lets get that guy from 'the Lookouts' to play drums + soon after change our name to Green Day after a day when u just smoke weed.'
Billie Joe: 'k'
M.D.: 'Fine, sorted'
B.J.: 'And we can appeal to real music fans until 2004 when we will write a few pointless songs about hating america, most of which lead back to me being an atheist'
M.D.: What?

idiot in chief Joe Biden 

A puppet allowed to do nothing but read a teleprompter and sign papers with a big crayon.
And here comes our idiot in chief Joe Biden who will not be taking questions.

billie joe armstrong 

best singer & gutarist of the best god damn band ever!!! also the sexiest man ever!!!!!!!!!
billie joe armstrong by joe Mamma November 16, 2003

Billie Joe Armstrong 

Hottest man alive. I have been a huge Green Day fan all my life and Billie Joe is my idol. I love him soo much and he is the most gorgeous man alive!!! For all you people who think Green Day suck and that Billie Joe is ugly, eat shit and die. thx
Billie Joe....hottest man ever!!! I would do anything to meet him in person