dick mirage

Making poor relationship decisions based on having good daily Dick.

Girl 1: “Did you talk to him about his anger problems?”
Girl 2: “I was going to but we did doggy”
Girl 1: “mmmhhh girl you’re having a Dick Mirage”

by TheRussian369 February 24, 2021

Coin Dick

A slang used for a man’s genitalia when he is sexually aroused.

“Hey matey, this club is filled to the brim with slut machines, yo. And I got a coin dick”.

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Dick Nixon

When you and your closest friends all whip out your cocks to become closer friends

Tim: " I wanna be closer with you guys!"
Paul: Lets do a Dick Nixon!
Sam: Bro wtf is wrong with you im not whipping my cock out

by Richard_Dickson December 5, 2017

Friendly dick

What a man has when he is a hoe.

Girl, you don’t want to talk to him, he’ll fuck anything. He got friendly dick.

by Nothingserious June 9, 2018

Dick Jumprope

A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope

You called me an asshole? Well you're a dick jumprope

by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 16, 2009

Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.

i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick

by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020

Nutella Dick

Where a male covers his dick and balls in nutella and their partner licks it off

I gave my partner nutella dick last night

by fcfkhf January 13, 2019