BIDENS DICK

Democrats ride his dick because Trump creates job which means they have to work instead of getting assistance because they are worthless

I'm ridin Bidens dick cause I don't wanna work and he a pedophile oh and illiterate.

by PlayYourCards December 19, 2020

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Dick Toboggan

Uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?

Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.

by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022

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Cinderella Dick

When a mans penis fits perfectly into your vagina like Cinderella and her glass slipper.

Girl i just had some Cinderella dick. How are you and Cinderella dick doing?

by Beetodee5575 September 3, 2019

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dick petter

When you don't have a pet to pet, and just pet your boyfriends dick.

" I need a pet to pet, I got tired of being a dick petter. "

by SonnyInAKat December 10, 2016

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Zebra Dick

Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.

Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.

by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022

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Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 24, 2015

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