Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 17, 2018

dirty ziggy

A Dirty Ziggy is the Type of Ziggy to constantly make sexual innuendos and tends to stay single but has still has a good heart and no filter.

I'm a Dirty Ziggy

by ZagZig101582 February 22, 2019

DIRTY MONGOL

The act of forcefully beating your dick so hard, that it looks like Genghis Khan.

"That crusty slut Courtney, gave Cameron the worst dirty mongol last night, but he was asking for it"

by JigJew May 20, 2018

Dirty Khalid

When he watches turning red with you and gets turned on

Person 1: that was great movie wait are dirty-Khaliding on me
Dirty Khalid: ummm no

by imsohotlikeamilf May 1, 2022

Dirty Tractor

Your dick after you plow her dirty butt rutt.

She had a muddy rutt so I plowed her field with my dirty tractor.

by Meme farmer September 5, 2022

Dirty Devin

When you get catfished by a Nigerian dude and send him your nudes and get blackmailed

You really did a Dirty Devin right there

by ILikeAnimeTiddies December 31, 2021

Dirty Marko

When a guy cums in a diarrhea filled ass and slurps the juice. Kinda like chocolate milk.

Guy 1: Last night i did a Dirty Marko with this chick!
Guy 2: I thought it was called chocolate milk
Guy 1: Chocolate milk is with normal poo, this one is with diarrhea

by LittlePeepeeDrinker January 2, 2022