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Keto Bombed

When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.
I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!
by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020
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Double Stink Bomb

The act when one person takes a shat in another person's anus, thus the name double stink bomb.
Joe: Bruh, did you get you some last night?
Tom: Oh yeah, she was pretty kinky though, so I gave her the ole double stink bomb.
by Thunder Muff September 2, 2016
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Love bombing

Love bombing is a manipulative tactic commonly used by predators, abusers, and manipulators (including cult leaders, narcissists, and toxic partners) to gain rapid control over a victim by overwhelming them with excessive affection, attention, flattery, and gifts.
The stages of love bombing can be:
They bypass natural boundaries by making the victim feel like they’re in a fairy tale. Victims feel like they've found a soulmate or someone who finally gets them.
The dopamine rush from all the attention can make someone crave the love bomber’s presence or approval, just like a drug.
Once the victim is hooked, the predator begins to shift behavior: controlling, gaslighting, or isolating them from friends and family.
After the victim is emotionally invested, the love bombing stops abruptly, replaced by criticism, manipulation, or silent treatment. Victims then chase the initial affection, blaming themselves for its disappearance.
Person A:
Hey… can I ask you something kind of weird?

Person B
Of course. What’s up?

Person B:
So, I’ve been seeing this guy for like a week, and he’s already telling me he loves me. He texts constantly, buys me stuff, even said he could see us getting married. Is that… normal?

Person B:
Honestly? That sounds like love bombing.

Person A:
Love bombing?

Person B:
Yeah, it’s when someone overwhelms you with affection and attention early on to hook you in. It feels romantic at first, but it’s actually about control.

Person A:
Oh wow. I thought I was just overthinking it. I mean, it did feel nice at first, but now it’s a bit… too much. Like, if I don’t respond right away, he gets weirdly quiet or passive-aggressive.

Person B:
Classic sign. They make you feel special, then punish you when you don’t feed into it. That intensity isn’t love - it’s manipulation.
by definitely not emir August 4, 2025
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Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.
Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.
by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025
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Benzie Bomb

n. When your dog drops a huge load on your neighbors lawn.
Do you want a Benzie Bomb in your face?
Man that smells like a Benzie Bomb!
by Beaver chops October 22, 2011
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Dick Bomb

Dick Bomb. The act of sending your "dick pic" as the first message with someone on a dating site.
Susan: "Gross, this guy on tinder just Dick Bombed me."
Randy: "Really? Let me see the pic..."
by Woofhound November 30, 2016
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jklm bomb party

The game in jklm.fun where people type 20+ letter long words just flex on people.
Person 1:Wanna play some jklm bomb party
Person 2: Nah, people just tryhard on this game, you can't even win if you have a life.
by zappity May 14, 2024
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