The Man Behind The Dick Urkel Series,Makes Better Games Than Todd Howard And Nintendo,A Friend With A Small Youtuber,The Angriest Man Alive,And The Worst Discord Administrator Of All Time
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Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
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Like how did you even type all of this- whatever
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by Boredom words August 16, 2023
Get the qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpPaAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlLzZxXcCvVbBnNmM1¹2²3³4⁴5⁵6⁶7⁷8⁸9⁹0⁰@#№$¢_&-_+±(<)>/*★"”'’:;!¡?¿~`|•♪√πΠ÷ק¶∆£¢€¥^↑°′=≠{(})\%‰©®™✓[] mug.And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Hym “Any-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are ‘living lives of quiet desperation’ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and don’t have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we haven’t found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you won’t even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say ‘See!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!’ I don’t see how that doesn’t just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell ‘hard work.’ Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
It’s not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Don’t share your Netflix password. That’s allowing people to avoid the slavery... Don’t watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that I’ve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then it’s a pedophile.... You know that right? It’s likely that it exists outside of time and I’ve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I can’t rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... that’s not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... 🤔 That would make sense. This was a long one. I’ll come back to it.”
by Hym Iam November 1, 2022
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Bryant: Ayo bruh I just got the new Nothing Phone (2)
Kyle: Psshhh... That's way less than nothing compared to my iPhone 15 Pro Max...
Bryant: it sends blue messages
Kyle: uhhh... ummmm... Don't talk to me loser. (mumbles in whiner-who-lost-in-argument)
Kyle: Psshhh... That's way less than nothing compared to my iPhone 15 Pro Max...
Bryant: it sends blue messages
Kyle: uhhh... ummmm... Don't talk to me loser. (mumbles in whiner-who-lost-in-argument)
by DarkAF420 December 13, 2023
Get the Nothing Phone (2) mug.ok so in the tent luigis old tv turns on and the old guy kidnaps him because the purple moon boke because of king boo now luigi has to get all the pieces on his way he meets anoyying dog caled polterpop and has to save anoyying toads gets raped by some boss, then agian, agian, he got rid of his humping addiction now he opens things and uh.. at the end he fights haunted armour then king boo, king boo dies agan then luigi saves mario and the moon.
Luigi's Mansion 2, Dark Moon Is a great game btw I just copied that off of another guy *credits to him btw*
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