spongebob kelp

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

Spongebobiness

When you encounter a situation or moment concerning more than one scenario from spongebob in a single day.

Eric: "Yo dude I just got a text from you and Georgina about spongebob at the same time."
Cierra: "That's some spongebobiness right there."

by Courtney Linus June 5, 2015

Spongebobber

•A person who washes their privates with a sponge.
•A person who uses spongebob themed pads or sex toys.

"It hurts your privates being a Spongebobber"

by unknown 1806 August 8, 2016

Spongebob

THE BEST SHOW ON NICKELODEON!!!!! (Except seasons 6-10)

Spongebob is awesome

by Whodidthis1 December 17, 2016

Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea

Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"

by Daddylonglegs1234 March 17, 2017