Zooted

To visit the zoo more frequently than the average human, and getting fucked up off the smell of animal poop.

Thee homie B-Rad is zooted off the Zebra shit.

by Urban legend August 3, 2017

zootable

A term used whilst smoking marijuana Used to describe how smokable the joint or weed is.

"Fam this rolled like shit. This isn't zootable cuz"

"This weed is perfect fam, deffo zootable"

by TomNUFC April 19, 2018

Zooted

To be off some sort of drug(weed,alcohol,lean,oxy;so on)

Yooo we were zooted last night

by Lt.Thot October 14, 2017

zootheism

A belief in animal gods

Dude, zootheism is so cool!

by Sirfrankenstein October 27, 2017

Zooter

street slang for a gun, usually a pistol.

aye nigga i got that zooter on me
that nigga got the zooter on him watch out

by Hadolf Aitler April 20, 2018

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017