Madam Zeroni

While doing the girl in the butt and then you drag your penis up her back while cumming along the slope of the back. Then when when your at the top, on her head you sing the song "If only if only a woodpecker sighs, the bark on the trees would be soft as the skies..." Then you drag your penis back down from which the way you brought it, and stick it back in her butt.

So I was totally diggin' her A-"hole" and then gave her a "Madam Zeroni"

by BigDaddyDema June 28, 2009

Zebon

Being very cool even though you are not trying to be cool. Can be used to negate coolness in the form of unzebon.

The old man driving the toaster-oven-powered bicycle was very zebon.
Any band that has ever been on MTV is unzebon.

by muffinman February 9, 2005

can of zero

A complete douche bag. Usually a douche bag is older than 25, who resides with their parents, on a farm, can't tie their own tie, and are most commonly teachers.

That man is such a can of zero, I would like to hit him with a bulldozer.

by massgravity displacemnt November 6, 2006

zero-day

warez'ed software, usually, that's distributed really quickly, perhaps even on the official software release date or before.

Come into this chan for hot zero-day xdcc bots!

by schmiddy September 22, 2003

Zerin

Zerin is a person who puts himself before others. He is loving gentle, and a hard worker. He has a girlfriend who will love him unconditionally for the rest of her life. Makes others laugh when they are down. He is beautiful inside and out, and is loved by many people.

You have Zerin as a boyfriend? You are so unbelievably lucky!

by Someonewhoadoreshim November 20, 2012

brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

sprite zero

it is a product of the coca cola company that is pure semen mixed with water. thats all it is. nasty.

i drank some sprite zero and it tasted goood.

by dyan83875 June 8, 2009