what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 12, 2020

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 09, 2025

If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam May 01, 2025

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"

by DaHood98 February 10, 2016

Would You Dine?

What you ask when you see a girl with a fine ass. Referring to eating her out.

Tyler: "Yo, check her out. 12 o' clock. Would you dine?
Stevie: "Hell yeah bro"

by chickenfuckereuduhsj March 30, 2015

But why would we not sodomize them though?

So, there are stories coming out about Israelis sodomizing and raping Palestinian prison and their response to these stories was...

Jewnocider "But why would we not sodomize them though?"

Hym "Because... They are going to parachute into your country and rape and murder a bunch of your- Ope... Yeah, see? There it goes... You know I said something about that like 8 years ag-"

Jewnocider "Well, we get to do a genocide now!"

Hym "I... Don't know that that's how that works..."

by Hym Iam August 02, 2024