Wiener Hang

Wiener Hang is when a mans meat works its way out of the slip in his boxers and rests up against the zipper usually resulting with a very uncomfortable feeling. can lead to rash.

The boy's severe wiener hang caused him to run awkwardly to second base during the baseball game. All the parents pointed and laughed

by Mr. xtra ordinary June 4, 2009

Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

by PeturGriffin November 25, 2022

Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 27, 2013

Wiener Penis

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.

Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!

by ToxicRandomness April 1, 2025

good wienering

To use one’s wiener to thoroughly beat up another’s guts to the point of satisfaction.

She said she was horny so Johnny proceeded to give Suzy a good wienering.

by isolatedPOOPHUT April 2, 2020

Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.

She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.

by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024

Wiener winner

When a girl impresses a guy so much she wins his wiener

Girl:*does insert something impressive*
Boy: oh wow!!!! you just won my wiener! *unzips pants*
Girl 2: *to girl 1*’damn you’re a wiener winner?

by I like penguinssss March 29, 2024