Veil Whale

Often interchanged with the term “Trad Whale”, a Veil Whale will often target her prowl in large churches where Traditional Catholic men will attend mass in hopes that covering up their obesity with a floor length skirt and veil will attract one of these intellectual and traditionally valued gentlemen.

Guy 1: “That girl is kind of chubby but she seems really pious, maybe I can save her.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”

by McGumboBabushka September 30, 2023

whale chariot

A wheel chair or motorized scooter that is used by someone that has no affliction other than being fat by their own doing.

Did you hear about Mike, he claims hes addicted to fast food and can't work out because he doesn't like it, so he rides around in his whale chariot all day.

by ...I don't have one December 29, 2010

pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019

whale head

Getting a blowjob/oral by a fat person

Watz gud nigga. What you do lazt night?

My nigga i got me some great whale head from precious.

by cockdieselnigga April 22, 2011

bail whale

n. (bail-wail) a. Someone who leaves when they are needed.

Tim: Hey, John, can you help Harold and I move the furniture while you're here?

John: No, dude, I think I left my oven on. I have to go.

Harold: Your friend is such a bail whale.

by -Angel- July 16, 2011

minus whale

mid-2008 forum-speak substitution for 'might as well'

<Me> i'm bored and ready to go <Kash> yasamehere <Me> minus whale then

by doubleu June 18, 2008

whale tail

1. Thong or g string that can be seen riding up the back, god its beautiful.
2. Big Ass Spoiler put on imported cars that do jackshit to there fwd cars.

1. God thats a beauty of a tail.
2. WTF is that on that Crx, Its bigger than the car.

by sloppycory September 4, 2005