recession weaves

the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.

Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?

by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009

Stank-a-weave

A girl's hair piece or weave that looks stank.

That chick had that stank-a-weave in for months,its looks a mess!

by iTeLlSiTlIkEiTiS33 June 19, 2006

Baltimore tumble weave

Hair wigs blowing down the street after a ghetto brawl

Keesha...is that your baltimore tumble weave in the street?

by Milkbone5 June 15, 2011

Weaverville

A wonderful tiny town where the kids do things like hiking, water sports at trinity lake, and go to the local movie theater and bowling alley. Just like other small towns, there is your underage drinking, but not to a crazy extent becuase there are things to do....AND IT SNOWS IN THE WINTER!!!! REAL SNOW!!! There is stuff to do every season. Stupid people complain about this perfect town when they live there and when they move away, all they want to do is move back. I LOVE WEAVERVILLE!!!!

If you want picturesque perfection tucked in the Trinity Alps full of outdoor adventure, move to Weaverville.

by WEAVERVILLE LOVER!!! January 11, 2006

weaves

1. Departs. 2. Flat, thin protuberances growing from twigs and branches.

1. The twain weaves at 2:12. 2.Wilbur was waking weaves wewentwesswe.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

Weaner

A wanna be beaner.
A white person who acts like a mexicanbeaner.

"Kevin! Put down that Burrito and take a shower!!! Ya damn weaner!"

by MEXICAN girl November 4, 2008

weaper

a woman who is either in tears or on someone's dick
very emotional, extremely easy to upset, and only really happy while gettin laid

needy women who literally can't be single without getting suicidal,

weapers don't enjoy fun things, and prefer crying about what the ex did or obsessing over the new one.

Weapers are like Sharon on Young and the Restless, always crying and sad, unless they're either with or talking about the man in their lives.

by DV8MOFCKR March 15, 2014