Verbal Ass Whooping

An ass whooping administered by ones mouth. Verbally putting someone in their place in an intelligent manner and doing so in such a way that the person on the receiving end is unable to recover. In some cases the receiver begins to re-evaluate all their choices in life.

In some cases these ass whoopings are so intense that the receiver may contact the administrator and thank them for changing their life.

"Wow! Did you hear the verbal ass whooping Christiana put on John? He was completely beside himself after."

by MsOb June 23, 2016

Verbal Diarrheaist

An individual that talks too much shit or when he or she speaks, she is full of shit!

The 45th President of the United States is a verbal diarrheaist for his gaslighting and manipulation speeches.

by Creativelingo January 18, 2021

Verbal Drive-by

Verbal Drive-by (n.): A quick, razor-sharp verbal attack that lands with precision and vanishes before the target can respond, leaving them stunned like they just got hit from a speeding car.

"She threw a Verbal Drive-by in the group chat, roasting his outfit and logging off before he could type back."

by Luniz_05JH May 23, 2025

Verbal Jenga Tower

A phrase or sentence so profoundly crazy, out of pocket, positive or negative that it causes major damage once it is said/dropped, either physically or otherwise. Usually uses modern terms/slang/phrases strung together, but it's just a general sentence that's too crazy to the point of causing damage.

"Shawty's level 5 gyat Fanum taxes the rizzler's skibidi into becoming an FNF pookie bear" - a Verbal Jenga Tower, capable of killing a 10th century peasant on command.

"Ain't no way bro, that was a fucking crazy Verbal Jenga Tower, I can't comprehend a single word of it"

by Blazin Homura December 2, 2023

Verbal hostage

when you are confronted with a conversation you feel obligated to have that carries on and dont want to have but dont want it to effect your daily life Synonyms: word rape, non consensual connversation

sorry that took a while i was being held verbal hostage.

by Skunkfourtwenty November 29, 2023

Verbal Bubble Wrap

A way of protecting those around us; If done well it is thoughtful, without ego and does not ruin the present moment ;

can be done in a way to control the lives of those around us causing great disharmony in their lives.
When used by the government it is almost always the latter.

Her Verbal Bubble Wrap gives me no room to breathe or make my own decisions.

by CircusMagurkis May 2, 2020

Verbal Driveby

A verbal driveby is when someone or something suddenly out of no where scares or shocks you trough saying or screaming something. A verbal driveby is unexpected and fast, the victim does not expect to get a verbal driveby.

I was trying to clutch a 1v3 in CS:GO when a teammate randomly did a verbal driveby by screaming into the mic.

by Taiga95 November 8, 2021