Vegan

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.
Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again
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Vegan

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Vegan

A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay
by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019
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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.
The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
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Vegan

A cunt who won't shut up about being vegan
Vegan cunt : Hi I'm vegan
Every normal person : I don't care you cunt
by Xszd November 23, 2019
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Vegan

A term created by capitalism to sell expensive grass.
I became a vegan to stick to the man, only to find out the man was sticking it to me.
by Sirmrprofdr June 19, 2019
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Vegan

A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.
Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
by Doylelew September 7, 2018
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