Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

ugly

A drink:

2 shots of Ouzo
1 shot of Amaretto
1 shot of Scotch

Combine in glass...

Chug...

History of the ugly: A bunch of us were at a bar for a co-workers birthday. We bought the birthday boy a number of shots, so many in fact, that he couldn't drink them fast enough. We convinced him to pour the four remaining shots (The ones listed above) into a beer glass, and then chug it. He did, and now as a birthday tradition, a guy MUST drink the ugly on his birthday.

He drank the ugly and puked everywhere!!!

by Honorarius April 10, 2006

shit bucket ugly

A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.

Friend: What the fuck! Check out that chick!
You: Man, bro.....she is shit bucket ugly!

by Burke Mclain September 23, 2007

ugly josh

Josh is a very VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY UGLY BOI.

"Ugly Josh" "Who is that". "That's ugly Josh"

by JoShUaSwAnSoN58 May 15, 2016

ugly bob

a bob who is too ugly for words. I hate ugly bob, he's so ugly.

if I had a dog that had a face like ugly bob I would shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.

by Someone who's better than you. I rule. November 19, 2004

get ugly

To get down to get dirty or nasty ; to get bad if you're a good person ;

Girl we gonna get ugly in that club, but don't act all shy like you do. You gotta get ugly!

by _iloveefamedom_ September 6, 2016

i am ugly

some annoying ass 13 year old girl that only wants attention.
girls is_actually_hot

jessica:"omggggg i am ugly and fat"
one good boi:"no you're actually hot and skinny"
jessica:*dies*

by Oxford_guy_69 May 19, 2018