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Gave her two

Fingering a girl. Used mostly in a situation with people you dont want them to know anything happened.
I gave Jill two last night.
or
*While in the car with parents*-Dude, Samantha wanted a breath mint last night so i GAVE HER TWO.
by Kingnamor2 June 6, 2009
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two-dollar whore

The cheapest sort of whore, one who is looked upon with contempt by all other levels of whores.
Worker one: This company treats us like two-dollar whores.

Worker two: No, they don't. If we were two-dollar whores, think how much money we would have made by now.
by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005
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two and eight

It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...
"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."
by Gor Blimey Howard July 5, 2004
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Kill two birds with one stone

To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.

The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going

We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
by ddddunit December 28, 2005
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Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.
"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."
by Mayteana February 1, 2010
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two bills

200 as in 200 pounds, etc.
that fat bitch was pushin two bills, but it didn't stop Larry from knockin' it out.
by howie feldersnatch October 3, 2003
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two a days

an extreme week of hell which football tryouts are held, where there are 2 practices a day
hey bro you ready for two a days ?
by mark andrews January 2, 2009
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