Twilight, v: To Twilight someone is to ejaculate on a person's face only to immediately throw glitter onto it. It then becomes nearly impossible to get off, thus making them look like a Twilight Vampire.
Past Tense: Twilighted
Past Tense: Twilighted
"My girlfriend forced me to watch Twilight. So we went back home and I Twilighted her. She doesn't like the movie anymore, or me.
by PKPNewbs February 28, 2010
A very popular and well written novel by miracle Stephenie Meyer. A book that some people like to criticize for no apparent reason, and when they try, they come up with nothing that makes sense. Twilight lovers are a very dedicated and passionate group and i would suggest to the group mentioned above to sleep with one eye open...
twihard: i love twilight
stupid person: it sucks because it's a love story
twihard: ARRRRRRRG
stupid person: falls dead to ground
stupid person: it sucks because it's a love story
twihard: ARRRRRRRG
stupid person: falls dead to ground
by Twihard May 29, 2008
A book that has probably been written for years, but has recently became popular in the past year or so due to teenagers that are still in high school. The book was made into a movie with actors and actresses that no one has even heard of. Little girls tend to make a big deal about it and talk about it constantly. Its completely overrated and the media talks about it more than enough. Theres about 3 or 4 books and two movies that people are obsessed with.
by Theonewithoutaname November 29, 2009
by royaboat January 29, 2010
Twilight is an insult to literature.
by absinthe A April 17, 2010
A despicibal peice of shit written by a giant 13 year old tart with no originality, nor creativity. Search your family members/friends home carefully for such a book, if seen dispose of immediatly while wearing goggles, gloves, and a painters suit. If you come in contact with the item itself, developement towards becoming a 13 year old fan girl shall commence. If contact occurs head to your local government agency immediatly for assistance.
Twilight: Just say no. Fuck you works in addition. But why? Just pray your never in this situation:
Stupid tart: Mom! Can i buy some glitter!! I want to be just like edward when hes in the sun, showing the world his hawt marble body!<33334333three33!!!
Despicible parent: Darling, Edward doesn't buy glitter from the store, it come's naturally from the pussy vampire bloodline.
Passerby: Ma'am, can I recommend a surgeon to take a look at your daughters head?
Despicible parent: ..... OH MY GAAAAWD, ARE YOU EDWARD?!?!?!?!!1?!
Stupid tart: Mom! Can i buy some glitter!! I want to be just like edward when hes in the sun, showing the world his hawt marble body!<33334333three33!!!
Despicible parent: Darling, Edward doesn't buy glitter from the store, it come's naturally from the pussy vampire bloodline.
Passerby: Ma'am, can I recommend a surgeon to take a look at your daughters head?
Despicible parent: ..... OH MY GAAAAWD, ARE YOU EDWARD?!?!?!?!!1?!
by Despicible peice of shit June 09, 2010