Kitten Turtle

Noun.

A person who is cute and adorable like a kitten and moves slow like a turtle.

Kitten Turtle behaviors :

1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.

2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.

3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns

4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:

"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.

"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"

*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)

by KitTurd June 19, 2023

Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.

by Big Lex May 25, 2014

Turtle Nation

turtle nation is a group for nergirks (nerd/geek) fandom over turtles and have an army of people who want to join in turtle nation we do stuff like hanging in storehouses talking about embarrassing stories and if we're bored we do what anybody wants to do. Turtle Nation has a bunch of weird kids who can't fit in and just want to be in a place where they feel like they can say anything without getting laughed at (unless it's a joke) or being called a freak. my friends and I have put that title in our school so when people say who are you we say turtle Nation, midget, chocolate milk god, goddess of fluffiness, or other stuff and to join our group you have to at least have one job. (mine's supplier) :) also don't get on our bad side we all can kick ass. have a great day

boy 1: who is that weird guy screaming
boy 2: IDK but I hear that he's the turtle nation captain

by [e-mail] July 28, 2017

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

turtle-rat

A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010

Turtle in the Pool

A floating Turd

Chris: man Dean left a turtle in the pool this morning

by SuperJuice! March 22, 2009

wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.

I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!

by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014