Where one bends over creating a normal 'eclipse'. Additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their cock (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their balls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. Try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio - this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey
Whilst Adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation - upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.
by Minge Matt August 29, 2006
Get the Turkey Eclipsemug. When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all
by Meatballz April 17, 2008
Get the jerky turkeymug. by imtheman098 May 5, 2010
Get the gobbling turkeymug. by John Ronane January 30, 2004
Get the Stuffing The Turkeymug. 1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to intelligently analyse the subject, but these postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed.
by John Q Law January 22, 2009
Get the Turkey-Baconmug. Turkey purse is another word for the womans moneybox or more familiar term pussy. Can be used when speaking to and about the womans down below bits.
"I love your turkey purse its elegant"
"I was giving her turkey purse a real thrashing last night"
"I went to get a prostitute, got one and her turkey purse was like a pair of beef curtains"
"I was giving her turkey purse a real thrashing last night"
"I went to get a prostitute, got one and her turkey purse was like a pair of beef curtains"
by T Tone May 15, 2007
Get the turkey pursemug. As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls
by Coneja July 7, 2009
Get the Turkey Ballsmug.