turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

by lawatson5 February 22, 2011

Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

by youloveit423 June 21, 2012

Turd Fart

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

turd in the bath

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.

"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha

by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017

turd burglary

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

GNU Turd

GNU Hurd combined with Turd to indicate crappy modified versions

ARRRGH. Another error? I'm using Linux instead of GNU Turd now.

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 18, 2022