travel channel traveler

A person who watches tv shows that take you to exotic locations to experience unique cultures and interesting people. You know that you will never get to go to many of these locations, but you live vicariously through the show. travel channel, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, David Attenborough, exotic locations, culture, travel, explore, discover

I don't have the money to do a lot of traveling, so I sit at home turn on the tv and become a travel channel traveler.

by joecoolthefool September 14, 2016

sustainable travel

A travel style preferred by tree-huggers and hippies. Often times, the vegan will immediately declare themselves a vegan, and then declare and try to enforce a sustainable viewpoint on helpless plebs that are still eating that delicious hamburger.

Did you hear about those tree-huggers flying a plane on solar energy around the world? Yeah, neither did I. Apparently that's sustainable travel, it'll never be mainstream though, so it's mostly for hipsters.

by Jaw112211 August 17, 2016

Bisto Traveller

A really basic and bland British person who shows no element of open mindedness whatsoever and is not adventurous when it comes to trying different cuisines. Even in places with lots of history and culture, you'd find them delving into a Sunday roast or pie, mash and liquor at the nearest British cafe surrounded by loyalists with British bulldog tattoos.

A synonymous term would be 'plain buds'.

Nah let's not go for tapas tonight son, your dad won't be having any of that spanish food he's too much of a bisto traveller. We'll go to The Churchill for dinner yeh?

by Smooth_Biffkin April 26, 2020

blues traveler

Sexual intercourse during which both parties have a harmonica in their mouths.

The blues traveler move may make the most god-awful sounds, but the hook will always bring that lover back.

by Illegalpriest May 11, 2020

Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Travelable

To be able to travel or move.

That trailer has a roof and is travelable.

by Opgoducks October 16, 2020

Time Travel

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please

I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.

by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020