Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015

trafficant

Trafficker. As in "Drug trafficker " or "Drug trafficant".

The drug trafficants always seem to find sneaky new ways to smuggle in their contraband.

by Naldo P. June 26, 2016

traffick

When your in a car with a gun ridin around lookin for a enemy to shoot

She owed me money and didnt pay, the next day I caught dat ass in TRAFFICK rolled the window down and smoked her dumb ass!!!!

by Katie over anything May 14, 2016

Traffic

The reason why I was so late for school.

I said to the principal that I was stuck in traffic AND in the same spot for thirty minutes and I was still unexcused! Bullshit.

by Haileychi September 19, 2016

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

Trafficky

State of traffic that is oversaturated with rude people.

"Traffic was especially trafficky this morning, so at least it's doing its job."

by Imareallyradperson February 22, 2017