dumpster traffic

A line up to a dumpster.

Busy dumpster diving hours, creating dumpster traffic.

"Ah man, this dumpster always as has a hold up! Bad dumpster traffic."

by throw January 26, 2008

text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.

"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"

by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009

Geriatric Traffic

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

ass traffic

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.

I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.

by hardcrocker May 6, 2016

traffic jam

When one person spreads their butt cheeks, while a second person deficates into the other's rectum.

At the sm club I tried a traffic jam for the first time.

by Tuckin Fypos June 4, 2005

tragical

The state of being both tragic and terrible at the same time.

"Yo, that new Jedi Mind Tricks album is tragical.."

"All that plastic surgery has Lil Kim lookin' tragical."

by couch kat October 31, 2006

trafficated

1. to be hindered by traffic.
2. to be consumed by cars while participating in bumper to bumper driving.

wow.. sorry i'm late, the freeway was extremely trafficated

by Ali Haggerty August 5, 2008