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Anxiety-Tornado 

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.
He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety-tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park. And like a tornado, it passed and calm was once again restored.
Anxiety-Tornado by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021
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white tornado 

Solo dance move invented by two members of the Western Michigan University Lacrosse team.
To perform: cross hands, hold hands 4-6 inches above head, spin hands around head while spinning on dance floor.
I wanted to impress this babe so I broke out the white tornado.
white tornado by Johnny October 7, 2005

tounge tornado 

i typed tounge and the spellchecker started beeping and flashing.
tounge tornado by sam February 23, 2004

hair tornado 

An unintentional hair formation; sculptural, freeform, upswept hair style achieved through lack of grooming. Often seen in older individuals, many of them described as a curmudgeon. Tornado intensity increases with individual's frustration and/or confusion level.
Dude! Check out the hair tornado on that guy - he's got full hair tornado in effect today!
hair tornado by Macko June 16, 2005

Camp Tornado 

A small gust of wind that picks up leaves and/or dust to form a miniature yet strong tornado (not strong enough to do damage but strong enough to knock someone over in surprise)
Adam: Justin Bieber's hair looks like it was caught in a camp tornado.
Brian: HAHAHA TWIST ME TWIST ME!
Camp Tornado by spainoyabun May 18, 2011

Arctic Tornado 

The act of freezing diareah, then putting it in a blender on high with the top off.
Nothing turns me on more than an arctic tornado in the face!

green tornado 

Large amounts of US currency twisting in the wind
32 years ago, in Chicago, a drug sale turned out to be an undercover police operation. There was a high-speed chase on a highway. The perpetrator, realizing the police cars were closing in, opened his sunroof and release 5000 dollars in small bills into the resulting updraft, in an attempt to cause a traffic jam behind him.
The currency flying in the air was described the following day, by a city newspaper, as a Green Tornado.
green tornado by Ed Vais April 29, 2008