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muddy toot 

a muddy toot is essentially a shart
If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.
muddy toot by crabbiie February 2, 2020

Withay Toot 

Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.
I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday

Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.
Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.
Danger Toot by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023

Nuke toot 

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.
person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?

Skip to my Toot 

The act of farting while you skip in mid air. In reference to the professional basketball player Rafer Alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as "Skip to my Lou".
"Dude you just missed it! That kid just pulled a 'skip to my toot'! Kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!"
Skip to my Toot by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

Honk Poo Toot 

A greeting, commonly used amoung young professionals in an office environment
Hi, Honk Poo Toot

Goodbye, Honk Poo Toot

She is getting on my nerves, Honk Poo Toot