Tommie Network

Alleged to be a consortium of alumni from St Thomas who will get students tier-1 jobs and internships.

It's actually the stream of semen going from woman to woman to woman, leading back to a few dudes at CSOM
Admissions counselors: "Come to St Thomas! We have a broad Tommie Network which all-but-guarantees you'll get a decent corporate job after college!"

Savvy students: "sigh...better bring my galoshes then....siiiiighhhh......."
by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020
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Tommy Pancakes

Professional pancake man that works at Daddy-O's in Kingston, Ma. While residing at his mother's house (in a basement).
I went to Daddy-O's and Tommy Pancakes cooked me some mighty fine pancakes
by Dan September 29, 2004
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Tommy Hilfiger

A designer who insists on making all his clothing red, white, and blue and stamps his name on all articles sold. His main target audiance is upper class yuppies, wiggers, and wankstas.
Wankster: Shoot, girl, don't chu dirty up my new Tommy pumps!
Yup: Ahh, I just love my new onyx Tommy cords! They brethe soo nicely!
by lexie Newman January 26, 2004
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Tommy Lee

Tommy Lee is THE Man. Brutally handsome, incredibly intelligent, and well endowed.. women love him. Tommy is a badass rock musician, not the usual "boy next door," he tends to attract trouble wherever he goes and whatever he does. He often drinks heavily, and can be seen to dabble in the narcotics. If you are looking for Sex drugs and Rock n' Roll you are looking for Tommy
Tommy Lee has boned the sexiest of females.
by Auroraborra February 05, 2010
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Tommy Lee

The (kick-ass) (drummer)for (Motley Crue). He did (Pamela Anderson) and then re-did her face by beating her. He's probably (banged) more (women) then he has (drums). He is also the nemesis of Kid Rock (who also dated (Pamela Anderson)).
Jimmy: Mom why's Tommy Lee famous?

Mom: You mean that demon possessed rascal from that extremely cheese band!

Dad: You know son... I really don't know.
by Brennan Heath Dixon September 13, 2007
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tommy gun

Actual name: Thompson submachine gun. It is a .45 caliber weapon firing at about 600-900 rounds per minute. The normal size for the ammo in WWII was a 230 grain bullet. These were just plain full metal jacket bullets, not hollow points. You couold get a wide variety of magazines/drums for your thompson: You could get 20 or 30 rounds stick magazines, and you could also get 50, 75, or 100 round drums. Many poeople loved these drums even though they made the Thompson about 7 pounds heavier, for a grand total of almost 17 pounds. To just look at the weapon, you wouldn't think it could weight that much, but it's just a big chunk of steal. This also helped with recoil.
by Glock_Man June 07, 2006
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a tommy [gun]

Famous 30's machine gun, originally designed for use in WWI but never saw active service. Instead it became a favourite of gangsters from NY to Chicago. Most movies of the time feature its distinctive round under-barrel magazine.
My tommy's gonna make their heaters look like slingshots.
by richard sullivan December 11, 2003
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