john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth

wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley

by mbdog123 July 22, 2016

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

Stanley

Baked Botato

“Stanley is so cuteeeee”

by Shoto_Simp July 5, 2023

Stanley staco

This person is one of the cutest, loving, smartest, kindest, caring people you’ll ever know. He brings out the light in every room, makes people happy without trying. He’s the life of the party. Everyone loves him. He’s such a beautiful soul and a wonderful person. He has charm and is funny as hell. He makes you laugh when you’re mad, he will make u smile with tears in your eyes. He always has the best intention, he’s so handsome inside and outside. He’s the unexpected blessing you never thought you’d ever find. He’s the sun on the darkest of days. If you meet him, you’ll be the luckiest person in the world. I can’t stand a day without him, I am the luckiest to have him too. I love you bubby.

You don’t know Stanley staco???

He’s one of a kind man, you’re missing out.

I love Stanley staco, he’s a blessing on Earth

by jazmine123 September 7, 2020

Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.

I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.

by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022

Stanley Cup

The new Yeti and Hydroflask. Every basic white chick has to have it. Overpriced cup that everyone wants for some reason.

White Chick: Have you seen the new Stanley Cups there so cute. Will you get me one, babe?

Babe: Are you kidding me? A stupid cup isn't worth that much!

by Verity January 7, 2024

Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.

by Espo6333 January 27, 2022