Tiredism 

when people eat and go to sleep like a couch potatoes

my friend shannon ate and went to sleep he got the tiredism

Tiredism by dj shyne October 28, 2010

Tired as a mouse 

A daily state of extreme sleepiness in babies and young children following excessive hyperactivity. As exhausted as one would be after a long chase or obstacle course. Content, loving, bleary eyed and peaceful. They love their bed when they're in this state and get so excited when laid down to sleep yawning and satisfied.

You are tired as a mouse

Tired as a mouse by CHDMD October 22, 2010

tired as shit 

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

tired as shit by papermachete November 11, 2005

Tired

Tired stands for:

T: torn apart

I: insecure

R: really faking my smile

E: extremely sad

D: drowning in my tears

Nancy: What's wrong?
Joe: Been tired
Nancy: Oh okay, well I hope you have a good day! Gotta go now byeee.
(BITCH can't realize she's hurting a boy by going on countless dates)

Tired by Onmaowndick May 12, 2012

Grap on my tired 

Internet message board member "Chinaman" first used this expression to explain grip on his tire... however, the term evolved and now is used to make fun of unsuspecting n00bs that can't speak English properly.

N00b: "I can't wont go"
Member: "Grap on my tired!"

Grap on my tired by brucelee May 13, 2005

tired

Due to lack of sleep.Your eyes feel heavy, you don't want to do anything but lay down and go to sleep. You are likely to become tired in a boring classroom or if you are comfortable.

I went to bed at 3 am, and I was so tired the next day.

tired by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Tired High 

When one person is to a point of being so tired, that there mind is half way between dream world and reality, causing them to possibly see things that aren’t there or say things they normally wouldn't

"Hey, why did you say you wanted to eat my cat last night?"

"Sorry, I didn't mean it, I was tired high... couldn't get much sleep."

Tired High by Riketsu1 November 23, 2009