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The New Coach Effect

The positive effect a new coach has on his football team, immediately following his appointment.
A football team appoint a new coach after a run of poor form where the previous coach has either been sacked or has resigned from his position.

The mere change of coach is enough to turn the teams fortunes around, instantly. This is known as the new coach effect.
by The A-League Show November 27, 2012
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facebook coaches

Facebook user who uses status updates to criticize or congratulate his/her team each and every play of the game
8:43pm Why in the hell did you run the ball?
8:45pm Good pass! Now get back in there
8:49pm What the hell was the ref thinking? We have to make up 15 yards.
8:56pm Touchdown! Now we just have to go for 2

Football season brings out all of the facebook coaches
by TheLurch September 8, 2013
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knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
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man-coach

A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.
John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.
by The Missile August 6, 2012
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Coach MJ

Coach MJ is a Muay Thai/Kickboxing coach who tries to go above and beyond and do right by his clients. He is known to quickly dismiss clients that no-call, no-show a private session.
Damn! So Coach MJ isn’t going to book privates with you anymore?

Nah. I left him hanging, waiting for me at the gym and didn’t call him…

Wow, you’re a dirty little shit-mouthed bitch.
by I train UFC November 23, 2021
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Female PE coach

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.
Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH
by picture2burn May 24, 2023
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Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
by Ratfaced January 10, 2024
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