turtle-rat

A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010

Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

by KD1234123 December 16, 2016

turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey

Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.

by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014

Treason Turtle

Moniker or nickname for Republican US Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky. This is due to his failure to bring election security bills to a vote; his wife’s scandal involving $78 million in grants; his hijacking of Federal Court appointees; and previously-sanctioned Russian steel producer Rusal’s construction of a $200 million steel facility in Kentucky. The company is owned in part by Putin ally, Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska.

Mitch McConnell is not acting in our best interests - that Treason Turtle is just lining his own pockets.

by Big Grinder June 28, 2019

wild turtle

the act of entering the turtle exhibit of your local zoo, and waving your penis around for the turtles to nip at.

I really love going into the turtle exhibit and wild turtle by letting them try to nibble my weenie!

by WildTurtle69 February 15, 2014

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

Turtle Nation

turtle nation is a group for nergirks (nerd/geek) fandom over turtles and have an army of people who want to join in turtle nation we do stuff like hanging in storehouses talking about embarrassing stories and if we're bored we do what anybody wants to do. Turtle Nation has a bunch of weird kids who can't fit in and just want to be in a place where they feel like they can say anything without getting laughed at (unless it's a joke) or being called a freak. my friends and I have put that title in our school so when people say who are you we say turtle Nation, midget, chocolate milk god, goddess of fluffiness, or other stuff and to join our group you have to at least have one job. (mine's supplier) :) also don't get on our bad side we all can kick ass. have a great day

boy 1: who is that weird guy screaming
boy 2: IDK but I hear that he's the turtle nation captain

by [e-mail] July 28, 2017