stanley

a huge red flag

girl forget him he is a stanley

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Stanley

A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.

Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.

by Corazoncito November 23, 2021

An Izaac Stanley

A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.

"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"

by name.definition May 17, 2023

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

Stanley Tootski

A small amount or bump of cocaine.

Hey you want to do a line? Actually, I wouldn't mind doing a little Stanley Tootski.

by Stackroast June 15, 2023

isla and stanley

isla and stanley is the definition for the coolest people on earth. they are the most long lasting couple ever and SHALL be getting married someday. i will make sure of it. isla and stanley are both cool amazinf and funny. and also isla has a huge wang.

person 1: “u ok?”
person 2: “yeah yeah i’m good. oh look it’s isla and stanley!!”
person 1: “oh my goooood they look so awesome!!!!!”
in unison: “woah look at islas huge dong!”

by fentabuser911 November 18, 2025

stanley

the guy from Fortnite

omg its Stanley the guy from Fortnite

by Moma suckaaaaa March 31, 2023