The monke d is a wild animal that some might say is not real. Some might also call it a monke man. Do not try to find this creature or it will most likely bite one of your sexual organs off. Also called Monkey Man.
by NerfySourMan November 27, 2014
A large mean human. That will crush you. If u make him angry he waits to crush u when u r not expecting it.
A kid thewe a spit ball at a punk a monk. While he was sleeping the punk a monkey tied the kids bike from the electric line.
by Equalizer Monster March 29, 2017
you must not mention king monke otherwise you will have committed taboo according to monke commandments
by Klng Monke June 25, 2021
We all know the TV-Show "Monk" - If you know a person who is all giddy about cleaning or if everyday has to be exactly the same.
- The boys licked Mette's fingers and she went all Monk on them!
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
- The girl wanted to go Monk on her room (cleaning it so hard it would finally disappear)
by I am the law! September 13, 2010
Hey monk fish get a life!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
Yo (insert name) ya wife's a monk fish she told me she was sleeping with another guy!
by User_87 December 17, 2014
monks trunks is were the dry semen or jizz on your underware makes the fabric stiff creating a mould of your body
by brentage 1995 May 30, 2010
Le Monke is our lord and savior, Le Monke died on the cross to repent our sins, we shall do the same.
by SoulFire___ December 14, 2021