A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.
I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.
by goliwag February 23, 2024
Get the Sphincter Houndmug. 
Get the Houndmug. by Sister Network July 30, 2016
Get the World Houndmug. by TeeCeeGee March 28, 2017
Get the blow houndmug. Acting primarily on instinct or impulse rather than reason or deliberation; lacking thoughtful judgment or self-restraint.
Characterized by behavior that appears irrational, reckless, or driven by base motivations.
Characterized by behavior that appears irrational, reckless, or driven by base motivations.
His dual-hounded reaction to the slightest provocation often turned minor disagreements into full-blown confrontations.
by Smenck and Jeffrythefish99 October 18, 2025
Get the dual-houndedmug. An extreme cheapskate or cheapass. A person who is constantly looking for free things, to the point of being aggravating. They are not merely trying to save money in a tough economic period, they are simply cheap. They will go on a few dates with people who they are not genuinely interested in, solely for the chance of getting free dinners. They go to seminars, sales pitches, and real estate open houses just for free snacks and appetizers. They attempt to take multiple free samples from the restaurant people in food courts at malls. They steal coupons for free items from newspapers and magazines.
Lana asked Kevin to sit through a thirty-minute sale pitch about timeshares so they could get a $15 gift card for McDonald's and not have to pay for dinner afterward. Kevin suspected that she might be a free hound.
by CoyoteWolf12 April 21, 2014
Get the free houndmug. by J Force October 11, 2016
Get the hound zoommug.