the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.
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Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
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Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009
by Lizardassszz November 16, 2021
The act of being racist towards Meepjoepe#0001 (AKA Aden) Because he's a dumb femboy tranny that likes jerking off to little kids.
by Jacelol October 16, 2022
by KnuckleheadAngel February 16, 2023
The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.
" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"
by Vanilla Hippo September 01, 2022
Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
A variation of a hand job. The fist is applied to the penis, flattening it against the body.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
This action mimics the flattening of ground beef into a hamburger patty, thus the name.
Dude 1: I heard she gives a wild knuckle hamburger.
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
Dude 2: Yeah bro my dick was as flat as a Steak n Shake burger!
by Herschel Goldsteinberg April 23, 2023