Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating

I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk

by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025

Hamburger with the lot

Commonlly known as a sexually transmitted disease

I fucked a girl the other night and I think I got a hamburger with the lot

by Jamesvas September 6, 2018

Hamburger/Hotdog

Hamburger- Being on the same mental wavelength, completing someone’s thoughts, on the exact same page, I get what your saying

Hotdog- for the life of me I cannot understand what you’re saying

I can’t believe you think mindy Kaling is hotter than Megan fox, crazy hotdog moment

Yea I just do not get the rules of the game, I think it’s just hotdog for me, might as well give up now

Starbies?
Hamburger, bitch! I just texted Jason for Starbucks money

Hamburger/Hotdog

by dansylvanialand May 24, 2023

Hamburg

The Birmingham of Germany

Person 1: should we go to Hamburg for our holiday?

Person 2: who do you think I am?

by Domesticdoggy November 15, 2017

Hamburgering

The distinct sound it makes when two obese people are having sex, Similar to the sound it makes when shaping moist hamburger patties.

" Dude did you hear that squishing sound coming from Todd's room? " Yeah man I walked in on him hamburgering that huge chick from the bar"

by Vanilla Hippo September 1, 2022

Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience

“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”

by A?bra March 17, 2020

Hamburg

Hamburg is the classiest way to order a burger in the hood. The technique is letting the beef cook for less than a second so edges are slightly brown and the inside has the consistency of beef tar tar.

HEY YO RELL I SEE YOU DROPPING THEM THANGS LET ME GET A HAMBURG FO REAL!!

by Toastedwheatroll April 10, 2020