Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011

Urban Dictionary

This website

Welcome to Urban Dictionary

by Supreme Leader of Fucking June 4, 2019

urban dictionary

a place where there are too many swears like f*ck

i going to go to urban dictionary

by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 11, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The best website in the world u should try it sometime
James: sends a message to the girl saying I use the urban dictionary

girl: messages oh James want to fuck

Urban Dictionary more like the knew pornhub

by Mason9180 November 30, 2020

Urban dictionary

An internet orgy of funny and untrue definitions

-Urban dictionary taught me how to beat my wife while and what gerky means
-Yeah i know its incredible

by Trifo-nword June 25, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go because they too stupid to get the latest trends of words.

Bob went to Urban Dictionary because he didn't know what it meant to 69

by awesomeperson6969 April 21, 2011

urban dictionary

the place you type random words and somehow there are many definitions of it.

For example, your name.

Jack, we will type in the search bar... BOOM! there are many definitions of an average "Jack."

also, I know you have typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google or urban dictionary and found "that" definition.

Andy: Today, I'm gonna type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp into the search bar of urban dictionary!
Hunter: You're bored, right?
Andy: Yeah, I guess...
Hunter: good thing I'm gonna type zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop cuz I'm bored as well!

by A_Formal_Fart November 11, 2020