Crazy Seal Dog

1. Nardu

2. A dog which has a sleek, seal-like coat. It slips and slides around because it is a slippery animal. Sometimes this creature doesn't have legs and so it slides around on its stomach like a seal. It jumps around crazily because it is a crazy

Sare: Oh no, not Crazy Seal Dog again!!!!!

by mambo555 April 25, 2011

Wetaskiwin wax seal

The act of Cumming in the eye and then proceeding to stab the same eye with the tip of your penis.

"Last night I gave her the wetaskiwin wax seal."

by Dosethouevenrectum October 6, 2023

Circus Seal Seesaw

The act of two batty boys (gay men) alternating bobs on each others cocks in a sea saw like fashion. The act is perfected by the mens heads bobbing up and down on each other in a motion resembling a circus seal.

John said: Your not going to believe what I just saw?
Ian said: What?
Jon said: I just walked into the back office and saw Otto and Dan going down on each other like a Circus Seal Seasaw!
Ian said: Uhhhhhhhh...I feel bad you had to witness those batty boys working each other like that! I didn't even see them and I can't get the vision of a Circus Seal Seesaw out of my head!

by K of NJ April 24, 2009

seal team dick

When you secretly masturbate next to someone in the same bed as they're sleeping.

At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick

by slats_ November 18, 2016

Seal Team 6

A 6 person gang bang. 6 men running a train on a girl. A tactical 6 man gang bang.

We ran a seal team 6 on Debbie last night.

Let's seal team 6 this bitch, Chad.

by Jjlewis July 18, 2021

deal baby seal

it means when you are making a deal you might say that at the end

so if you like her then i can make a deal so that she will fall for you and i get 100 dollars in return other person YOU GOTTA DEAL BABY SEAL

by mc and cheese man February 4, 2021

Seal Team Sex

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)

My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.

by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019