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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.
Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."
by Saturdayshitshow February 7, 2010
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Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.
I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.
by Kay Star January 29, 2009
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saturday night magic

by ReversedOblivion August 24, 2016
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Strange Saturday

the day where anything goes. Get wild. Act the fuck out. You're getting fucked tonight
cody was worried because he knew it was a strange Saturday and some weird ass shit was about to go down
by MotherTruckerNumeroUno August 7, 2020
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Saturday night fiend

by anonymous November 23, 2021
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slutty saturdays

When a particular group of girls get together every saturday with guys and they basically have an orgy and all hook up with eachother.
Girl: Are you excited for slutty saturdays this week
another girl: hell yea, i call hooking up with that guy this time though

girl: oh yea we can all share
by CoolKidHenr123 January 28, 2023
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