Rooster candy

Chicken=cock
Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy, I ate his rooster candy after he put it up his cats ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

Skinned rooster

A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster

I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster

by Awooke September 26, 2019

Colorado Rooster

When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.

"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"

by GoofyNooba January 14, 2018

rooster wrestler

Some one who strokes cock.

He's such a rooster wrestler.

by Jblak April 22, 2017

Dance with a Rooster

To dry hump while in a good mood.

Jeff-Hey Jill wanna "Dance with a Rooster"? Jill- "ya bring that cock over to my hen house!"

by Ba_power_couple October 13, 2017

Fighting the rooster

When a male is masturbating for a long period of time that it makes him tired and or sore.

Man I was fighting the rooster last night. Now it hurts...

by AnderTheEnderWolf October 20, 2017

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017