Half Pipe

A term for a skateboard ramp that looks like a U, named a half-pipe because it is essentially half of a full pipe.

How the fuck is half pipe not defined yet?

by tomtom not johnjohn April 23, 2011

Auto Pipe

When a person is willing to give "it" to anyone whatsoever, regardless of the time or place.

"Yo Brad, did you hit up Rebecca last night?" "Yeah man, she is a total auto pipe. I'm about to hit her up right now actually."

by Mockypoo September 16, 2017

slanging pipe

having sex

“Dylan why’d you get back so late?”
“I was slanging pipe with this total babe”

by piperlikestopipe May 04, 2019

Roper pipe

A pipe not secluded behind a wall and often unecessarily bent up to four times. Ghetto-rigged.
A pipe that is exposed usually against building codes.

Dude, what we need is to connect a Roper pipe to save this bitch from flooding.

by Chumanzee March 16, 2012

pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017

Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

“Och hinny I’d love tae piping mince up ye!”

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict May 26, 2011