Arctic monkeys

The species of monkey, that originates from the Arctic (and Sheffield). They rock the british-new-music-scene’s socks off

Jesus: Arctic monkeys rock!

by je5u5 October 2, 2005

Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

mud monkey

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

by bzflag October 12, 2006

Incest Monkeys

Two or more people who are closely related, that have a large amount of sex all the time.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Jim and Kate?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, they totally had sex."
Guy 1: "Incest Monkeys."

by R.J. Harris September 2, 2011

monkey missle

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey

dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle

by anthony skriver November 17, 2007

Lung Monkey

(n) A large, sticky glob of mucus.

Willis, recovering from a bad case of allergies, hawked a really gross lung monkey onto Gayle's fuzzy sweater.

by URallabunchofidiots June 30, 2018

Monkey Positive

Monkey positive means that your arm span is greather than your height.

That guy with the long arms, he must be monkey positive.

by JossyF March 17, 2011