While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
Get the J-Walshmug. A man who is down for anything, loves having fun, and is very simple. He doesnt require much to be happy. He is extremely friendly as he makes friends easily.
by VindictiveAngel January 6, 2023
Get the jeremy with a jmug. A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.
A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.
Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.
Chase is the founder of J-Storm.
Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.
Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.
Chase is the founder of J-Storm.
Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.
Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.
Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"
"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"
"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.
by C-Stormer July 29, 2017
Get the J-Stormmug. by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018
Get the J Fletchmug. by wtfseanscool December 6, 2020
Get the hot jmug. by Rikki Tan November 3, 2008
Get the side jmug. A girl, woman who is funny, cute, and smart. She has a dirty side, a playful side, and a loveable side. If you have the chance to be with her, go for it and don't hold back.
by Applehead549 May 27, 2019
Get the Alexa Jmug.