German-juice

to be deceived and lied to

Cynthia gave Nigerians the german-juice

by vintuary May 26, 2020

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German Kiss

Like a French Kiss, but you're using your teeth to kiss instead of your tongue.

Mike and Haley are not biting each other. They are German Kissing.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 March 3, 2020

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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.

"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."

by German Schmear April 21, 2022

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German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.

Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019

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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

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German Snowshoe

When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.

Ryan left a massive brown sludgey footprint in the crew room after giving josh a “German Snowshoe”.

by AssMan1987 August 19, 2018

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