Chris

Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.

Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me!

Scott: Oh what a Chris!

by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011

Chris

The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on myspace.

Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?

by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008

Chris

The kind of person nobody likes and is extremely annoying

That kid acts like a Chris

by yo mom mate February 18, 2017

Chris

A country boy that is fit and handsome. And has a huge dick
what a guy he so damn hot. Man

What a stud.

Chris : a born to live , born to ride like a cowboy.

by The cool man June 20, 2018

Chris

Some ugly guy who was most likely named after a movie character.

small penis. wouldnt fuck

"That Chris is a douchebag."

by welpUwU May 27, 2019

Chris

Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.

That guy Chris is such a loser.

by Tattooedbitch December 24, 2019

Chris

Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.

Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.

by CaliforniaStar August 26, 2018