Reverse teabag surprise

A loving teabag where your body is placed forward toward the face of your lover so you can see the love on his/her face while you gently drop your balls into her mouth and as you see a look of sheer joy on your lover's face you take a monster dump on his/her chest and yell SURPRISE!!!!

I loved Jane so much that I wanted nothing more than to teabag her, but when she rejected me I drugged her and gave her the reverse teabag surprise.

by xanjoh January 27, 2010

Chai Teabag

This is a spin on the classic teabag. It does, however, involve a little more time and preparation. The following ingredients are required: one nutsack; one turd, a load of semen and a snippet of pubic hair. First, slather your nutsack in excrement. Please allow 10 to 15 minutes to set. While waiting for the excrement to encrust your balls, vigorously masturbate into a martini glass. Once you have busted, take a pair a scissors and carefully remove 10 to 15 pubic hairs. Drop the pubic hairs into the martini glass filled with semen, making sure to mix everything together. Then, carefully dip your shit-encrusted testicles into the martini glass. Once you have done this, proceed to the nearest sleeping victim and roll your horrifying nutsack all over his or her face.

Did you know that the reason Caesar was assassinated was because chai teabagged Brutus?

by Kim Dong Il May 8, 2010

Flying Teabag

The act of taking a high platform behind an unsuspecting victim, taking a deep breath to embrace the extreme pain, and then jump high enough so you end up dropping down and teabaging someone directly on the head. Also can be preformed to someone who is sleeping, jump high enough so your balls end up in the victim's mouth.

Unlike normal teabag, you must at some point be suspended in the air, and it cant be one subtle movement, it must go straight on the victims head orgob.

Ohhh dude, that dude Allan was bending over to pick up a book he dropped, and when he stood up i flying teabag'd him!

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010

teabag

To put your lovers balls into your mouth when performing oral sex

Wow Joe and she teabagged you to?

by j0hn_d March 9, 2005

Tabaca Mexicana

1.Tabaca n.= Short for Tobacco Mexicana or Fresh Marijuana, Bud, kinebud, Juan shares with all of his amigos to the north.
2.Tabaca = Natural Herb smokes, not Marlboros.
A God given medicine
3.Tabacca = alternate spelling ; same as Marijuana.

Hey Juan pass The Tabaca Mexicana, before I lose my killer Buzz!
Hola dudes tene Tabacca?

by H.H. November 10, 2008

tabarnak

Most common French Quebec curse word, means "tabernacle" in English. Often coupled with Calisse (chalice) Hostie (host) and other items sacred in the Roman Catholic Church.

"Mon Hostie de Tabarnak" = My host of the tabernacle.

by Pepsi Mae West September 6, 2016

tabagon

To analy satisfy a female so hard that an onlooker might confuse her for an actual sled!

"Dude, Christie came over last night and I gave her the tabagon! I rode her ass across the living room! W007!

by HardrySnip June 9, 2005